中国最有名气的两个摄影爱好者，一个名叫周正龙，喜欢照老虎；一个名叫魏文华，喜欢照城管。这两个摄影爱好者的下场。周正龙照虎，活着；魏文华照城管，死了。这两位勇敢的人儿为我们证明了：城管猛于虎。
一 302008
十一 172006
现在学小学语文太难了
一道题目要求把以下四句话用关联词连接:1、张海迪姐姐瘫痪了;
2、张海迪姐姐顽强地学习;
3、张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语;
4、张海迪姐姐学会了针灸。
正确答案应该是:”张海迪姐姐虽然瘫痪了,但顽强地学习,不仅学会了多门外语,而且还学会了针灸。
结果有一个孩子写:虽然张海迪姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语,可她还是瘫痪了。
又发现N多更猛的孩子写道:
* 张海迪姐姐不但学会了外语,还学会了针灸,她那么顽强地学习,终于瘫痪了!
* 张海迪姐姐之所以瘫痪了，是因为顽强地学习，非但学会了多门外语，甚至学会了针灸！
* 张海迪姐姐是那么顽强的学习，不但学会了多门外语和针灸，最后还学会了瘫痪！
* 张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语，学会了针灸，又在顽强的学习瘫痪！
* 张海迪姐姐通过顽强的学习学会了多门外语和针灸，结果照着一本外文版针灸书把自己扎瘫痪了
赞一下最后一个！！！
十 252006
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九 162006
Best Windows Error Ever! (ZZ)
Submitted by Kelso on Thu, 2006-09-14 14:45.I was doing Vista thing to play around with since in my job,
I’m going to have to start supporting this beast. Well, my first plan was to do a simple “upgrade”, which later
learned wasnt so simple. Its not that the process was difficult, the problem is that it breaks almost everything. I couldnt even goto the recycle bin, explorer would crash on about anything i tried to do. When this message popped up, i nearly shat myself.. Ironic?
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